Now
I know why you're so smart
I am
sure you'll love this theory...
A
herd of buffalo can move only as fast as
the
slowest buffalo, and
when
the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest
and weakest ones at the back
that
are killed first.
This
natural selection is good for the
herd
as a whole, because the
general
speed and health of the whole
group
keeps improving by the
regular
attrition of the weakest members.
In much
the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol,
we all know,
kills
brain cells, but naturally it
attacks
the slowest and weakest
brain
cells first.
In this
way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates
the weaker brain
cells,
making the brain a faster and more
efficient
machine.That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.