If
you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's
brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without
him the mission would go astray,
He's
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Rimmer,
Without
him life would be much grimmer,
He's
handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer,
He
will never need a Zimmer.
He's
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More
reliable than a garden strimmer
He's
never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's
not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.
Master
of wit and repartee,
His
command of space directives is uncanny
How
come he's such a genius? - Don't ask me,
Ask
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Rimmer
He's
also a fantastic swimmer
and
if you play your cards right, then he just might
Come
round for dinner.