Better dead than smeg!
Rimer (to other Rimmer): STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!
Kryten (to Rimmer): But space core directive 271 states clearly "A holografic member of the crew must lay down his life so the living crew members may live."
Rimmer (to Kryten): Yes, but Rimmer directive 271 states just as clearly "No chance you metal bastard."