Mountain Town
Uncle Fucka
It's Easy (Mmmkay)
Blame Canada
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
What Would Brian Boitano do?
Up There
La Resistance (medley)
Eyes of a Child
I Can Change
I'm Super
Mountain Town (reprise)
Stan:
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by.
Oh the snow's pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain
town!
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow I mean
This is a day when you just can't wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello
(Get outta my way!)
Even though the temp'rature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little
mountain town!
Mrs. Marsh:
Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile when he wore a thorny crown!
What angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet, red neck mountain
town!
Stan:
You can see your breath hangin' in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Kenny:
Mummphremph dsmrphrrm
Mermperhrmpp ho hee
Stan:
That's right!
It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white
bread, red neck, mountain town
Mrs. Broflowski:
Look at those frail and fragile boys it really
gets me down
The world is such a rotten place and city life's
a complete disgrace
That's why I moved to this red neck, meshuganah,
quiet mountain town!
Fearsome Foursome:
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
‘Cuz the movies tell us what our parents don't have
time to say.
And this movies gonna make our lives complete
Because Terrance and Philip are sweet
(Cartman)Super sweet!
Thank god we live in the quiet, little, red neck,
poda, white trash,
(Kenny(mumbled)) Kick ass!
U-S-A!
Terrance:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting)
Terrance:
Hmmm
(farting)
(laughing)
(farting)
Mounty:
What's going on here?
(fart noises)
Canadians:
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
Terrance & Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
Terrance:
You're a bonner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip:
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance:
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone:
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Canadians:
Uncle fucka... thats-
Everyone:
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:
Suck my bum
Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, Mmmkay
But when you do these things to much
You become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it, it's all up to you Mmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan very soon you will say
It's easy Mmmkay
Step 1 instead of ass say buns
Like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Step 2 instead of shit say poo
As in bull poo, poo head or this poo is cold
Step 3 with bitch drop the "t"
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step 4 don't say fuck anymore
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word "Mmmkay"!
Kids and Mackey:
We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
(You can change it today)
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in
the trash
Homeless on the streets givin' handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy mmmkay
Step 1 instead of ass say buns
Like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Step 2 instead of shit say poo
As in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
Step 3 with bitch drop the "t"
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step 4 don't say fuck anymore
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck no we shouldn't say fuck,
fuck no!
(You're cured you can go!)
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in
the trash
Homeless on the streets givin' handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy mmmkay (It's easy mmmkay)
It's easy mmmkay (It's easy mmmkay)
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaaay
(It's easy mmmkay, It's easy mmmkay, It's easy mmmkay)
Mrs. Broflowski:
Times have changed our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just want to
fart and curse!
Mrs. Marsh:
Should We blame the government?
Mrs. Cartman:
Or blame Society?
Men:
Or should we blame the images on tv?
Mrs. B:
NO!
Blame Canada! (Blame Canada!)
With all their beady little eyes
and flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada! (Blame Canada!)
We need to form a full assult
It's Canada's fault!
Mrs. M:
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon and now he's off to join
the clan!
Mrs. C:
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Mrs. B:
WELL?
Blame Canada! (Blame Canada!)
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada! (Blame Canada!)
Their not even a real country anyway!
Mrs. McKormick:
My son coulda been a doctor or a lawyer in Chitru(?)
In stead he burned up like a piggy on a bar-b-q
Towns folk:
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
(Heck no!)
Blame Canada! (Blame Canada!)
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
Oh, the smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun is over and done
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!
Cartman:
WELL Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch if
there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super
king Kong maya-maya Be-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch on the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she's got stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyles mom's a bitch yeah she's such a dirty bicth!
Talk to kids around the world it might sound a little
somethin' like this!
(Various versions run in different "languages")
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch on the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she's got stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyles mom's a bitch yeah she's such a dirty bicth!
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom
She's a big fat fuckin' bitch!
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch!
Kyle's mom
Yeah! Chaaa!
Stan:
What would Brian Boitano If was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano
do!
Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a triple lux while wearing a blindfold
Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
Fearsome Foursome (minus kenny):
What would Brian Boitano do if were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman:
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle:
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
Stan:
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
FF(minus Kenny):
What would Brian Boitano?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman:
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
FF(minus Kenny):
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit froom anybody
So lets get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Satan:
Sometimes I think When I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there I'd like
to give it a try!
But then I sink because it's here I'm s'pposed to
stay
But I get so lonely down here tell me why's it have
to be that way?
Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care, up there
They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where
evil is so
But what is evil anyway? Is there reason to the
rhyme?
Without evil there would be no good so it must be
good to be evil some times!
Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care (without
a care)
Live without a care (if I could)
If only I could live up there!
I wanna live, I wanna live up there
Ooo baby ooo
I want to live up there
La Resistance (medley)
Howard:
God has smiled upon you this day,
The fate of a nation in your hands,
And blessed be the children who fight with all our
bravery
Till only the righteous stand.
You see the distant flames,
They bellow in the night.
You fight in all our names,
For what you know is right.
And when you get shot and cannot carry on,
Though you die, La Resistance lives On!
Kids:
You might get stabbed in the head,
With a dagger or a sword.
You may be burned alive or skinned alive or worse.
But when they torture you,
You will nothing but need to run for,
Though you die, La Resistance Lives On!
Moms of South Park:
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Because the country's gone awry,
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
People:
Tomorrow night, our lives will change,
Tomorrow night, we'll be entertained.
An execution, what a site, tomorrow night!
Satan:
Up There there is so much room,
Where babies burp and flowers bloom.
Tomorrow night, Up There is doomed,
So I will be going soon.
Terrance and Phillip:
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka.
Your a bonner bitting bastard, Uncle Fucka.
Terrance: Looks like we might be out of luck
Phillip: Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked!
Stan and Kyle:
Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
The following is mostly simultaneous
Satan:
I want to be up there
Mrs. Broflowski:
When Canada's gone
There'll be no more Celine Dion!
People:
Tomorrow night, our lives will change,
Tomorrow night, we'll be entertained.
An execution, what a site, tomorrow night!
Howard:
They may cut your dick in half and feed it to a
pig.
And though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless
jig.
But thats the ways it goes, in war your shat upon.
Though we die La Resistance Lives On!!
Satan:
I want to be up there
Moms:
Let's go find out who's to blame
Blame Canada, Blame Canada, Blame Canada, Blame
Canada
The eyes of a child so innocent and pure
A child's heart is full of song
Take their tiny hand and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don't seem right
But trough the eyes of a child the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes you get to realize
the darkness in their souls
The beauty of their smile adventurous and wild
Life is kinda gay but it doesn't seem that way
Through the eyes of a child
So don't give up even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah you gotta find YOU
Spread your arms and fly to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail
your car
For about 20 bucks
Oh through the eyes of a child the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes you get to realize
the darkness in their souls
The beauty of their smile adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn't seem that
way
Through the eyes of a child (through the eyes, through
the eyes)
I'm comin' outta my head
I'm comin' outta my head
I'm comin' outta my head
But still I can't find you
I'm comin' outta my head
Where have you gone girl?
I've got a lot in my hands
I'm comin' outta my head
I've got a lot in my hands
Don't turn around now
‘Cuz I'm not there I'm comin' up behind you
Oh through the eyes of a child the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes you get to realize
the bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn't seem that
way
Through the eyes of a child
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn't seem that
way
Through the eyes of a child
Saddam Hussein:
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But its not as if I don't try
I just Fuck up, try as I might
But I can change, I can Change!
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I will open up my heart and I will share it
Any moment now I will be born again!
Yes I can change, I can Change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill I like to maim yes I'm insane
But it's okay ‘Cuz I can change!
It's not my fault that I'm so Evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me
But I can change, I can Change!
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I will open up my heart and I will show it
Any moment now I will be born again!
Satan:
But what if you never change
What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole
Saddam:
HEY Satan!
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have shit on me!
Just watch, just watch just watch me change here
I go I'm changing
Big Gay Al:
Bombs are flying, people are dying
Children are crying politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing, texaco's spilling
The whole worlds gone to hell but how are you?
I'm super! Thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better I must
say!
I'm feeling super! Nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're- don't you think
I look good in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring
me down
Chorus:
He's super! Thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better he must
say!
B.G.A.:
I'm Super! No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when your-
Don't you think I look good in this hat?
These little pants?
This matching tie?
They got it wild!
Chorus:
I'm super!
In the barracks and the trenches as well! (Stick
‘em up!)
Big Gay Al says "DO ask, DO tell!" (Skittles!)
He's super and he's glad to be that way (okay)
Everything's super when you're GAY!
When you're gay!
Chef:
Everything worked out what a happy end!
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!
Fearsome Foursome (minus Kenny):
Don't you know our little lives are now complete
Mothers:
‘Cause Terrance and Philip are sweet (super sweet)
All:
Thank god we live in this quiet, little, piss-head,
red neck, poda, jerkwater, three whore,
one horse, mud hole, pecker wood, right wing, (???),
quiet-ville, truck driving, (???), three speed,
pea brained, horse whipped, (???), (???), white
trash-
Terrance and Philip:
KICK ASS
All:
Mountain town!