Good: Your hubby
and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your
daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son
studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're
in them.
Good: Your husband
understands fashion.
Bad: He's a
cross dresser.
Ugly: He looks
better than you.
Good: Your son's
finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved
with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are
you.
Good: You give
the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps
interrupting.
Ugly: With
corrections.
Good: Your wife's
not talking to you.
Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's
a lawyer.
Good: The postman's
early.
Bad: He's wearing
fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Ugly: You gave
him nothing for Christmas.