Chinese Dictionary Wai U Shao Ting---------There is no reason to raise your voice Dung On Mai Shu---------I stepped in shit Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu-------Let's sleep together Ai Bang Mai Ne----------I bumped into the coffee table Fat Ho------------------An unattractive woman Ar U Wun Tu-------------A gay liberation greeting Chin Tu Fat-------------You need a face-lift Dum Gai-----------------A stupid person Wel Hung Gai------------Is that a banana in your pocket? Won Hung Low------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai Gun Pao Der-------------An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung-----------Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding----------We believe you are harboring a fugitive Jan Ne Ka Sun-----------A former late night talk show host Hum Hia-----------------Approach me Lao Ze Sho--------------Gilligan's Island Lao Zi------------------Not very good Lin Ching---------------An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding-----------A great achievment of the space program Ne Ahn------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai----------------A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be-----------A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne------------A small horse Ten Ding Ba-------------Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung------------A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan-----------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah------------Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim--------------Are you trying to save electricity?