Dramatis Personae

 Regulars
 Semi-Regulars
 Returning Characters
 New Characters
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Regulars 

Kyle: He's one of the smarter of the fearsome foursome.
        His brother is an adopted Canadian. His mother is a
        big fat bitch and they are all Jewish. Although he
        doesn't know why it makes him different from
        everyone else.

Stan: The other smart one. He's the most average ofall the
         four. His love interest is Wendy Testaburger but when
         ever he see's her he throws up because he's so
         nervous.

Cartman: Actually his name is Eric if you didn't already
        know that. Any way he is the most loud mouthed,
        spoiled obscene, obnoxious, self-cenentered ass hole
        in the bunch but he does a good german dance.

Kenny: He's poor.

Semi-regulars

Mrs. Broflowski: Kyle's mom. She's a big fat bitch. She's
        the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a
        mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch
        to all the boys and girls.

Mr. Broflowski: He's married to her.

Ike: Kyle's little brother. Though he's not really his brother
        he's an adopted Canadian.

Mrs. Marsh: Stan's mom. She like every mom thinks her
        boy is perfect.

Mrs. McCormick: Kenny's mom. She's poor too. She well...
        yeah...

Mrs. Cartman: Cartman's mom. She's a hermaphroditic
        crack-ho. Don't make me say anymore please!

Chef: He's, you got it, a chef! He's the one who usually
        helps out the boys with their various... issues.

Wendy: Stan's love interest she get's snotty and trust me
        don't f*** with her.

Terrance and Philip: a flatulant duo from Canada. They are
        bigshot TV stars though they are the cause of the boys
        bad language.

Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat: The boys' teacher and his hand
        puppet. Either one or both are very gay.

Mr. Mackey: The councilor at the boys' school. He helps
        them with their flagrant psychological problems.

Officer Barbrady: The incompitant law enforcement guy. his
    motto is "To Serve and Neglect".
 

Returning

Saddam Hussein: Everyone's sandy little butt-hole returns
        as a dead guy. Everyone thought he was the devil.
        Well he's not but he is doing him.

Satan: The Prince of Darkness also known as Saddam's
        bitch. He rules Hell but longs to be somewhere else.
 
Big Gay Al: The name sais it all.

New People
 
Howard Mcgillan: He's a smart guy from some school
        outside South Park. His being so politcal and a
        natural leader attracts him to La Resistance and he
        swiftly takes it over.