He's one of the smarter of the fearsome foursome.
His brother is an adopted Canadian. His mother is a
big fat bitch and they are all Jewish. Although he
doesn't know why it makes him different from
The other smart one. He's the most average ofall the
four. His love interest is Wendy Testaburger but when
ever he see's her he throws up because he's so
Actually his name is Eric if you didn't already
know that. Any way he is the most loud mouthed,
spoiled obscene, obnoxious, self-cenentered ass hole
in the bunch but he does a good german dance.
Kenny: He's poor.
Broflowski: Kyle's mom. She's a big fat bitch. She's
the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a
mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch
to all the boys and girls.
Mr. Broflowski: He's married to her.
Kyle's little brother. Though he's not really his brother
he's an adopted Canadian.
Marsh: Stan's mom. She like every mom thinks her
boy is perfect.
McCormick: Kenny's mom. She's poor too. She well...
Cartman: Cartman's mom. She's a hermaphroditic
crack-ho. Don't make me say anymore please!
He's, you got it, a chef! He's the one who usually
helps out the boys with their various... issues.
Stan's love interest she get's snotty and trust me
don't f*** with her.
and Philip: a flatulant duo from Canada. They are
bigshot TV stars though they are the cause of the boys
Garrison and Mr. Hat: The boys' teacher and his hand
puppet. Either one or both are very gay.
Mackey: The councilor at the boys' school. He helps
them with their flagrant psychological problems.
Barbrady: The incompitant law enforcement guy. his
motto is "To Serve and Neglect".
Hussein: Everyone's sandy little butt-hole returns
as a dead guy. Everyone thought he was the devil.
Well he's not but he is doing him.
The Prince of Darkness also known as Saddam's
bitch. He rules Hell but longs to be somewhere else.
Big Gay Al: The name sais it all.
Howard Mcgillan: He's a smart guy from some school
outside South Park. His being so politcal and a
natural leader attracts him to La Resistance and he
swiftly takes it over.